Go to urbandictionary.com and write the answer to each question in the "look up" box and paste the DEFINITION on a copied version of this note.
1. Your name?
APRIL
A female of wise words. Often regarded as a "panda" person. These types of females are very energetic and friendly, and when you see these types of girls down, you feel down too.
2. Your age?
22
1) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Underage kid's favorite age for their fake ID
3. What should you be doing?
SLEEP
Kinda like a drug but you're hooked at birth. As you grow older and worked f*%#ed up hours and invest in a life, you go through withdrawAl.
Withdrawal Symptoms:
Heavy eye lids, tired muscles, confusion, boredom, being on the computer at 3:00am (after work), watching reruns of the 10:00pm news.
Treatment:
Well. there are three ways we can go with this;
1. Kicking the habit: Continue with withdrawl. soon enough you'll replace your blood with bawls, jolt, or coffie. You may go crazy, but you'll have more time on your hands.
2. Overdose: Keep your funny hours at work. When you get home from work on Friday, just crash on your bed and sleep right through the weekend.
3. Work around it: Ask for different hours at work. When your boss laughs in your face, reffer to methods 1 and 2.
Side affects of taking Sleep include:
Refreshed feeling, more energy, better attitude towards life, better performance in the workplace, addiction.
4. Favorite color?
BLUE
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
5. Hometown?
ZAMBOANGA
undefined
6. Month of your birthday?
APRIL
The month where the sexiest bitches are born.
7. Last person you talked to?
SALLY
Another term for wuss/wimp/acting like a little girl.
8. Where are you right now?
BED
A mattress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good.
9. Your nickname?
PHENG
A great thing.
Nemo meets his Match2009.05.15
One of the reasons why I like this photo is that my brother Nico's photo looks as if it has been superimposed on the photo of the fish in the aquarium.
